is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
Verily I say BEES
Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom
We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
IM SCREAMING I EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE “YOURE WATCHING SUPERNATURAL” BUT THIS IS GOOD GOES WELL WITH MISHA
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
So essentially, it’s like this
i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
oh sweet pissing fuckity christ
are you butt fucking kidding me
I hope whoever wrote this gets hit by an aircraft carrier.
That is an insult to aircraft carriers.
Well, given that my clothing, including my underwear, which touches my most intimate places, was potentially made by a man? That my tampon, which goes INSIDE MY BODY was potentially made by a man? My hairdresser is female right now, but they used to be a guy.
Dude, let’s get something abundantly clear. I wear necklaces (and lots of other shit) given to me by other guys than my husband. Fortunately? My husband isn’t an insecure piece of shit who needs to be the only one who’s ever put anything I’m wearing on. He knows that I love him. Everything else is irrelevant.
I pray you don’t have a woman. Because holy fuck, that poor girl.
Wow, people do realise that there are female tattoo artists as well, right? That these ‘marks’ aren’t necessarily made by a man? The last one I went to was a woman, so does that still count or does that make it okay? Also, does this mean that men shouldn’t get any tattoos ever either? Because that’s a mark left by another human on their skin too, so what’s the difference?
I am just so flabbergasted by this I don’t know what to say. You know what? I have a “tramp stamp” and god do I hate the fucking term, though sadly it is better than all the other ones listed in this article that I’d never heard before. I am just so insulted right now I can’t even form sentences properly.
As a woman with a “tramp stamp” (seriously, fuck that term) and a husband who isn’t an insecure, blithering moron, I’m just going to sit here and laugh at the sad, pathetic little man who wrote that article.
Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge
This is actually pretty awesome, the picture is brilliant because it’s not like a lot of the ‘two sides’ things, it desn’t seem to be saying one side it wrong, they’re two halves that make the whole.
and both sides look exhausted and fucking done with school.
how many all-powerful forces that can be contained in a box do the norse have
im serious like
chuckling at the last one
why whats wrong with it its blue like the first two
i made this post mostly for that opportunity